November 14, 2007	Male Restroom  Etiquette   Women may not realize this, but male bathroom etiquette is vital to a civilized society. Within their first few years, every man recognizes what can be described as the "Man Code".  It's extremely important that young boys recognize what is and isn't proper when entering a male restroom.   For any man who may not know of the proper men's room etiquette, below we have an instructional video to show you how to conduct yourself. Enjoy!
November 11, 2007	Old Men + Gym = Great Laughs With America’s obsession with fad diets, pills, surgery and other completely insane measures to lose the McPounds, gyms are becoming more and more popular. I decided to go over the summer, but for different reasons. My goal was to strengthen my prepubescent female biceps into that of a chiseled Greek God.    I found that the best time to hit the gym was between 8:00 and 9:00 A.M. Occasionally I would arrive in the afternoon but the experience wasn’t quite the same. There’s just something about hanging out with the senile old farts, watching them try to regain their youth exponentially by lifting weights. Not to mention it’s an easy way to pick up chicks, being the youngest guy in there by 40 some odd years. Well, that is if you’re type of woman has wrinkly skin, thin hair, and bad eyesight. As for the woman it was their clothing that made me laugh the most. They’d trot around in their bathing suits (in the exercise and weight rooms) proud to show of newly redefined physique from working out hard in that water aerobics class. It was as if they thought they were a young 20-year old supermodel walking down the runway in a high fashion show, except here it was just overweight, post-heart attack, AARP member males checking them out as they pedaled away on their stationary bicycle.    The old guys were also funny to watch in the weight room. On occasion there would be another young guy there too, who thought it would be fun to practice his karate moves on me, tell me about his girlfriend leaving him with nothing but his precious cats, and how he wanted to use his black belt skills on her new boyfriend despite the fact that he had a criminal history and previously served time in the state prison. Mind you, this was the first time we ever saw and spoke to each other. Anyway, this guy did have some good strength and it would be pretty funny to watch the old guys try to keep up with him as if they were still high school football stars with their letterman jackets and poodle-skirt wearing girlfriends. These guys would turn bright red in the face, looking as if they were constipated trying to push out a turd the size of a baby elephant. No wonder why old guys have so many prostate problems.    Nothing compared to the locker room though. I saw things in there I sincerely wish I hadn’t. “I may never be the same again” I’d say to myself after accidentally seeing an old man’s shriveled member. It was as if they were playing some kind of sick game with me. I swear they would purposely pull their pants off when I was turned around, and then upon turning back around there it was staring directly in my face. Nothing beats the time that one old man was found passed out in the sauna butt naked from dehydration. He was then placed upon a stretcher and wheeled out across the gym in which he waved to everyone in the same way that a star athlete would wave to fans after sustaining a neck injury on the playing field. The only other thing that would’ve made the men’s locker room funnier would be seeing decrepit old men inject steroids in each other’s butts as if they were Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa in a home-run race.    Overall, gyms make the elderly feel like they’re Olympic athletes competing on a global scale. However, you know as well as I do that the only reason they’re at the gym is because their cardiologist told them to start working out or be prepared for another heart attack after the next burger and fries.    Before going, I never realized how fun of an environment a gym could actually be. I met some great people minus the creepy trainer who was about as wide as he was tall (I also caught him one night at the bar drinking and eating a heaping plateful of cheese and meat covered nachos) and the homosexual guy who constantly looked up my shorts in a painfully obvious way as I worked out on the abdominal machine. Stay away from those two an you’re good. Have fun and I’m telling you, if you can get there between 8:00 and 9:00 A.M. you’ll have some good laughs.  -GamesAndHumor
November 9, 2007	What Your Beer Says About You    Guys, you may not realize it at the time, but when you go out with a chick, your beer choice can give the girl a lot of insight into your personality. She’s judging you from the moment you open your mouth to tell the bartender your order. Now we all know you have many choices, so choose wisely. You don’t want her thinking you’re a joke causing her to laugh in your face and leave with another guy by the end of the night. To help you choose the drink that best suits you (but mostly just to have some fun) we’ve compiled the following list:    1. Corona- Granted she probably already figured this out; you’re most likely an illegal who just finished a hard day’s work of construction. If not, chances are you enjoy tailgating Jimmy Buffett concerts wearing Hawaiian shirts, puka shells, and some sort of stupid looking hat. Hey Esse!!!…Uno Mas Cerveza Por Favor!    2. Natural Light- Guys this is a red flag….You’re cheap. You probably enjoy this at home as well in your corn flakes. That’s right, you’re an alcoholic. It’s alright to drink Natty with your buddies if you want to play beer pong all night. However, when going out with a girl dig a little deeper into that wallet of yours. Putting my marketing skills to good use I’d have to say this is probably the beer that is most likely to be purchased at 9 A.M. on a Tuesday morning.    3. Heineken- You’re most likely a frat boy wearing a pink shirt and a popped collar. You like the fact that the can looks like a tiny keg, and think you’re some type of beer connoisseur for ordering something imported. Important thing you should know….You’re not cool.    4. Samuel Adams- You’re from New England and damn proud of it. You like the Red Sox and enjoy flaunting you’re money like you’re some kind of privileged suburban pimp. Chances are you refuse to drink anything else and look down upon those who drink that “other cheap stuff”. I mean after all if they don’t drink Sam Adams they must be living off the government.    5. Smirnoff Ice- Ok…ok…you probably know what I’m about to say. You’re gay. Why are you with a woman? The only way you should be drinking this while out with a woman is if you just had a long day at the mall spending some quality “girl-time” together and catching up on the latest Dancing with the Stars episode, if you know what I mean. The only other exception would be that you’re diabetic, you’re blood-sugar is low and this is you’re last…I mean last resort.    6. Budweiser- Easy…You’re drinking it so you can call the guy next to you who’s drinking Bud Light a pussy. Case Closed.    Alright guys, there you have it. I hope it helped out or at least made you laugh. Don’t be offended, it’s all just a joke meant to be fun...Really just drink what you want. Well at least not the Smirnoff, you’ll get you’re ass kicked.  -GamesA
November 7, 2007	My Connection with Michael Jackson and Transvestites…    I know what you’re thinking….and no I don’t like little boys. Here me out. Being 21 years old and looking 16 definitely sucks for most who share my problem of being vertically challenged. Now I’m definitely not a dwarf or anything but some people can’t seem to comprehend how I can be a 21 year old male and only 5’3. I go to bars and am looked at like a fugitive on the loose running from the law. Just look at my I.D. and give me the damn beer already. Just the other day I met this Mexican guy in the bathroom at school and boy was he amazed to see me in a college setting. He asked how old I was to which I replied, “21”. “God damn son, you look young. You should work undercover for the C.I.A. or somethin’ bro”. I had to hold back every inch of my body from then coming back with, “You’re a f*ckin idiot, and why would the C.I.A. want me to go undercover as a 16 year old. To catch those drug trafficing high school thugs importing “the good stuff” from Columbia?” Yeaaaaaaaa…What an idiot. Sounds like a bad movie starring Danny Devito if you ask me. It was at that very moment I realized my connection with Michael Jackson and the transvestites of the world…    We’re all trapped in the body of something we’re not. Granted, I don’t have peter-pan syndrome, pajama parties with little boys, or the desire to remove my manhood, I’m a man trapped in a child’s body. I can appreciate how they all feel. Everyone wants to change something about themselves that they feel just isn’t right. However, I say make the best of it. Use it to screw with people’s minds.    I had a lady who I worked with who thought I was a boy genius, because she believed I was a 15-year old junior in college. I actually thought this game with her was pretty funny. Never did I tell her my real age. Let their own ignorance and stupidity make them feel like a jackass when they realize their complete and utter misrepresentations of the world. I guess what I’m trying to say is, who the hell cares? Be happy with who you are because in all reality your opinion of yourself is what matters the most, not that of some lazy-eyed Mexican you meet in the bathroom that tells you to go undercover for the C.I.A. Hold back you’re frustration, and be happy you’re not ignorant like those who don’t understand you. Wow, I should be a motivational speaker.  -GamesAndHumor
November 6, 2007	DEAR LADY WHO TRIED TO KILL ME,    I know the chance that a middle-aged, chain smoking, toothless, lesbian reading this is relatively small, but who knows maybe she appreciates games, jokes, and funny news. For those who have never had the heartfelt pleasure of encountering this road beast, let me share my story. Some friends and I were off to a great start of our trip down to Orlando to go to Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights when this gruesome event occurred.    It was smooth sailing down I-95 South when shortly after Saint Augustine, FL the butch lumberjack of a female tried to kill me and the four other passengers in the vehicle. We had been traveling in the far left passing traffic and then decided it was about time to move over into the center lane. After I checked my mirrors, I turned on my right blinker and proceeded to move over. It was at this moment I heard the yelling of “DON’T GET OVER!!” I looked to my right, and there it was starring at me with its mouth foaming, eyes bulging, seeming to be one of Michael Vick’s surviving pit bulls. It thought we were in the Daytona 500, and believing to be the reincarnation of Dale Earnhardt had sped up in order to prevent me from getting a better position. In shock, I quickly got back over to the left lane, and clenched my cheeks in hope to keep myself from soiling the clean underwear that I had. However, the freakshow escapee bearded lady then decided she wanted to put me into the wall. Mouth still foaming, she appeared to put down her Keystone Light, and jerked her car into my direction. Everyone in the car fearful of this savage swine gathered in prayer as she once again made a motion to hit my girlfriend’s mother’s car which I happened to be driving. After the failed second attempt she gathered her cigarette, picked up her cold brewsky and sped to the finish line (wherever that may have been) screaming obscenities and starring at me with her head cocked back like the demonic chick from “The Exorcist”.    Nonetheless, if you’re out there, I want you to know that you have a god-given gift of instilling fear in the veins of others. You scared my friends and I more than any chainsaw bearing Leatherface, boil-headed Freddy Kruger, and pissed-off goalie Jason, that we encountered that evening in our search for Halloween excitement. I assure you next time I will stay far away from you’re dented 1987 Geo Prizm. The checkered flag is all yours.    -GamesAndHumor
November 5, 2007	Join The Club...Quit Your Job and Make a Website    Ok, so pretty much last week I quit my job. I was working as a financial representative and got tired of it. It's just not me, calling people up, setting up appointments and lieing to people about how we're looking out for their best interest....(secretly trying to scam them out of their money). Ethics my @$$....but anyways we decided to make this Jokes, Humor, Games, Funny News, and Entertainment site to have some fun and kill some time when we're bored...since I now have a lot of that. Pretty much, I go to school two days a week and the other 5 days I do whatever I please. It's pretty nice right now I guess since I don't have much to worry about, but in a few months I'll need to get a real job.    I now know what it feels like to be a junkie... I've never experienced being this bored...but hopefully some good will come out of it with this site lol. Man if we get enough traffic here I can support my "habit" and continue to live like the lazy bum I was meant to be. Who wants a real job when you can work from home making a website...(i know i know...chances are this will never work out) but who cares...I can dream (You know being able to stay at home all day in your underwear is the real American Dream). I don't know to much about creating websites but I'll try my best to attract viewers. Like I said it's going to revolve around Jokes, Humor, Entertainment, Games and Funny News with a blog entry tied in here and there. We have some stuff up now but still a lot more to do. We have some big plans but are taking baby steps right now... Please if you have any videos, pictures, stories, blogs you've written...whatever you want on the site...e-mail me at ejo624@gamesandhumor.com... We'll definately put you're stuff up...We want this to be a site for everyone....Interactive I guess you could call it..."A site of the people". We'll I gotta go...but make sure you check out the funny news, games, and sites that we already have up and let us know what you think....ps...spread the word!!!!    -GamesAndHumor